Princess Buttercup's Eulogy
Princess Buttercup was as great a cat in death as she was in life. She helped many people all over the world with learning about the body. She was able to do many things in death that weren’t possible for her in life. Like being around sharp objects or being locked into a refrigerator for weeks on end. She lived a wonderful life.
She was born three years ago to the royal Reese’s family. She was born a princess and lived her life as one. She had a farmhand, named Westley Butterfinger, who she ordered around mercilessly. However, they eventually fell in love. In order to pay for Mr. Farr’s rhinoplasty he left on a voyage to find the catnip of legend. Unfortunately, he was killed at sea by Dread Pirate Razzles. A few years later she was getting married to Heath Bar, the crown prince of the Hershey kingdom. However, before the marriage could happen though she was kidnapped by the 3 Musketeers! They were followed by dark chocolate. Dark chocolate beat the 3 Musketeers and revealed himself to be Westley Butterfinger! The pair went him home and Westley Butterfinger was kidnapped and tortured by Count Rolo. The 2 Musketeers then saved Westley Butterfinger and gave him a Kiss in order to help Westley get better. They then all went to rescue Princess Buttercup and saved her before she committed suicide. They were able to beat Heath Bar and they lived happily ever after.
Once Princess Buttercup died she was sent to us. We were able to learn a lot about anatomy from her. We had many great times with her. Like when we used the bone cutters to cut all of her ribs off in order to get to her organs. Or when we started pulling off all of her muscle and her arms basically just fell off. We also had some rough times. Like when we couldn’t identify some muscles on her because they were really small and hard to find. Or when we were trying to turn our first cat book and I (Kylar) forgot to save, so he lost all the progress that he had made and Audrey (I) had to do all of it really quickly before class . But through thick and thin we were always able to come together as a team and do what we needed to do.
Princess Buttercup will forever and always remain in our hearts. During the worst times we can look back fondly on our times with Princess Buttercup and be reassured by the happy memories that we all share. I know that she will be very happy up in cat heaven and that she will be able to be reunited with Westley Butterfinger up there. She was a great cat and will be missed dearly.